to think that "Parpworth" is a v amusing surname...

[JessePinkmansHoody]

I am aren't I And I just don't care.

Some days the only way forward is a bit of blatant immaturity..

::snort::

Once met a man called Foreskin, he pronounced it for-is-kin
Ha!

I worked somewhere where I had to ring up a mr Cockburn, I said to my supervisor "shall I ring this mr Cockburn then" or something to that effect. He said it's pronounced co-burn!!

I felt grateful he told me the correct way to pronounce it, I'm not sure id have been so kind if the roles were reversed.

Someone I know used to know a Mr Glasscock.

As we remarked from time to time - you'd see him coming.

oh my bro used to go out with a bird called Cockburn

Slutcock.
Wang.
Dick.
Trumper.
Bottoms.

All of these names have been a strong test of my professionalism.

And did it, Nigella? Although one supposes this is not the type of thing your brother would discuss with you..

it was pronounced 'co-burn'

And did it, Nigella? Although one supposes this is not the type of thing your brother would discuss with you..

And did it, Nigella? Although one supposes this is not the type of thing your brother would discuss with you..

Jesse! step AWAY from your electronic device!

I remember a customer called Dick Peeb, I nearly died.

I met a Mr Shaftshaker once.

And did it, Nigella? Although one supposes this is not the type of thing your brother would discuss with you..

Makes me laugh when people have common names like tv's mrs bucket but pronounced bouquet.

I heard of a man mr onions, but it was pronounced o-ny-ons.

I have a friend who is due to marry a mr pratt, I know it's childish to have a little laugh at that but I would just get sick of the sniggering if I have a slightly funny name

On my word! My device appears to be malfunctioning!!!

I remember taking a chap's order once and he wrote down his name, Mr Fallick. It was only when I had to call it across a crowded restaurant that I realised how it sounded.

I used to work for a Mr Battlecock.

A colleague in a school I taught in was Miss Slocock

Pmsl at Fallick and Shaftshaker

I know of a Dee'ath (blatantly Death!) who has adopted a child called Angel. Angel of Death!!

In my company there is a man whose surname is "Backholer" - I kid you not.

I am so juvenile with rude names, love them, only yesterday I received an email from a Mr McAnally.

My all time fave was Mustafa koq - Turkish millionaire.

Backholer!

A friend's DF had a workmate from USA come over called "Richard Gooley - but everyone calls me Dick" bless him!

My DSis briefly dated a boy called S t u a r t Stott who had a stutter. They had one date.

I once taught an Italian girl called, unfortunately, Monica Sixfingers (seidite, excuse terrible spelling!).

'only yesterday I received an email from a Mr McAnally.'

I know a few people with this name and never thought anything of it!