to ask what is weirdest/funniest dream you've had?

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inspired by another thread where I admitted my worst ever dream ever ever

But last night I married Prince Charles who the made me jump from one moving train to another continuously across Europe as our honeymoon

I want to go to the underwater university!

Mine: I saw a woman looking through a shop window. I went up behind her and she turned around. She had a car's fender for a face. I shouted "beep beep!" and she yelled "fuck off!"

Piglet and Something My friend and I have the discovering new rooms in our house dream. We think it is because we both need a bigger house, so wishful thinking. The unrealised potential interpretation could apply too though.

I went on a tour of crazy golf courses round the country with Noel Fielding for a book he was writing about them. We were challenged to a game in Great Yarmouth by the Chuckle Brothers. It was a walkover, and they were making excuses before we even started about "not having played since Jim Davidson's wedding").

Last night's dream I was in an absolutely phenomenal toy store. Had separate departments about the size of your average tescos for (as far as I remember) video games, dancing, Lego, disney toys... It had a huge restaurant where they served salad bowls for children and bizarrely, caramel sauce and little else. I was sitting at one of the tables looking at the salad when I woke up.

Kept rapidly switching between that and being at my aunts, talking about an upcoming family party, and going to a bizarre food shop.

Haha Thane
Last night I had a dream that I was on holiday with some girl friends. We were on some sort of ferry or apartment that was right in the water line.
We were about to go out for dinner and I went into my 'cabin' to shave my legs but the water stopped. I went (naked!) into my friends cabin and started using her shower, then everyone started screaming. I looked out the porthole/window and I could see waves like a storm approaching and with every large wave that hit us, a shark was inside (like that awful film Sharknado) I woke up when a shark burst through my window.

One more sleep talking thing, one time I shouted in my sleep "Grandad, Oi, Grandad! Come here!" Then I whispered "It's awful"
I still have no idea what that was about!

Annoyingly I can't think of an actual example at the moment but I have woken up in hysterics before so something must have been pretty funny . I often get stress dreams though where I am looking and looking for something getting more and more upset. I know I am asleep but I can't wake up, then suddenly I do. The latest one was DP and I frantically looking for a red pram. We looked and looked and never found it

Another recurring dream is that I am at school and they are trying to make me do my GCSEs. I keep telling them I have a degree and did my GCSEs 15 years ago. I get more and more stressed as no one is listening and I haven't revised or anything. Then I wake up. This happens at least once a month.

Love talking about dreams

It was a lucid dream! The first one I had I tried my hardest to fly and just couldn't because I hadn't practised but the next one I had I could fly and shoot energy from my hands like iron man it was amazing!