They've got tests this week. We've been going over some practice papers. Dd in particular is struggling with maths, so I gave her some easy mental maths questions (she's 13) to help get her brain in gear. The second question was 9+3. She answered 11.
Ds was asked to name popular modes of transport to a festival to gain an idea of how many tickets were sold. He answered car and aeroplane.
Jesus H Christ. They're intelligent kids. Dh and I want to bang our heads on a brick wall.
Tell me it's not just our dc who give stupid answers!