So this is somewhat embarrassing for a grown woman (hence the NN change...)
We have just started TTC. Trying to take a fairly relaxed approach (although my starting this thread would perhaps suggest I'm lying to myself). Having some fun of the heavy petting variety one morning resulting in DH having what I'm going to call an 'external happy ending'. We cheerfully resolve to try a more targeted approach later on that day and with the full, laughing consent of all parties (I'm really not some crazed L Jones type) I shovel up what has landed on my arm and, well, stuff it up my wazoo. Every little helps, and all that.
Anyway, illness and work swiftly and unkindly intervene and that turns out to be my only close encounter of the sperm kind during my fertile window. Pretty sure I ovulated the following day.
So AIBU to assume we're out of the running, get seriously stuck into some cocktails at this party at the weekend and generally forget about it until next time? I should add, I'm really not getting my hopes up. I am well aware that plenty of women wait for months and years - I may even turn out to be one of them.
Or should I observe 2ww rules just in case? I would be a bit more abstemious if there was a genuine chance. Can anyone give me some odds? Or share your accidental conception stories for my amusement/unreasonable encouragement...