To think that 04.00am is not the time to be having a poo.

[Writerwannabe83]

Just fed my DS and because he was falling asleep in my arms I was about to settle him in his Moses Basket when he did a huge wet fart and I felt his nappy fill! Grr!

So I get him back up to change him, poo everywhere, and as I start to put his clean nappy on he starts pooing again - so this time it goes all over the changing mat, all over hi and all over his clothes!!

So then I'm having to strip him off, clean him, change his outfit...

Obviously he's now WIDE awake.....

Why he couldn't just hold it in until morning I don't know?
Surely 6 week old babies should have that level of courtesy?

I frequently caught dd's middle of the night explosions using a nappy like a baseball mitt.

We had a poo song for Ds along the lines of one two buckle my shoe.

Thanks for this thread, I'll show this to DH as good reason to not have another one

You've made my uterus shudder!

atback

but you should have another one.
How else would you witness your sons pee on each other in the bath?
hmm?

or one pees in a cup and either pours it on the other's head or worse makes him drink it?

I never critise anyone's choice or circumstances to have/stop at one child - but siblings are just a whole other circus!

I think my DS's finest hour in this respect was when he was being checked over by a med student in SCBU - the consultant had just said, 'you're about to take off the nappy, what do you have to remember?' Cue bemused puzzlement from the student as he whipped off the nappy, and just as she said 'it's a male baby, what do you -' bingo! Right down the students front.
And yes, I swear DS laughed, at all of minus 5 weeks old!

I should have known that my comment wouldn't have had backlash. I actually admire people who have more than one. Certainly don't want to berate anyone for doing so. Just not for me I'm afraid

Same here beck - though I'm a bit gutted I won't be able to see siblings drink each other's wee. Your children sound hilarious zing

my ds weed in his eyes at his first ever nappy change... at under an hour old. It did not amuse him.

LOL!! I hate it when that happens!

You never really understand a true moral dilemma until a sleeping baby poops. :)

writer

they are.
I live with a bunch of comedians.

DS1 texted me the other day if it's his turn to play on the computer.
we were all home, so why he just didn't ask is beyond me.
but anyway I was busy and didn't see the text so he picked up my phone and texted back to himself "YES"!

then went to play

DH and I pissed ourselves laughing when I figured out what happened!

(atbeck I was only kidding. as I said I judge nobody about the number of children they have! sorry if it came out wrong)

All shits and giggles

Atbeckandcall
I only have one.
My motto? One's Enough!!

DS managed to score a goal and hit a nurse with his projectile diarrhea. She wasn't changing him but standing at the end if the cot while her colleague did. And then he "shot" a suppository right across the ward....

dd did a massive projectile poo when she was 2 months old. we were at PIL house and I was changing her. took the nappy off and she pooed everywhere. it got her, me, mil and mils sandwich and the the wall behind her. we cried with laughter for ages.

story of a hat-trick anyone?

just remembered the time DS4 did a wee, then a poo all over me, then as I lifted him up he puked into my bra.
within the course of 5 mins.
Champion!

Reading these I feel so blessed to have never had to deal with a poonami, explosive projectile poo or poo in the bath! DD is almost 3 so I'm hoping this continues :o

Zing - my DS had a massive vomit and it all went inside my top and pooled inside my bra. Very unpleasant but also very funny

poo in the bath.
of course.
and the one who did it chasing the bits while the others are shrieking "Mummy, there's poo in the bath!!!!" as if they were attacked by sharks.

I've had so much poo in the bath & vomit all over my person.

When ds1 was 2 wks old we were in pead a&e with suspected meningitis. The pead doctor took off his nappy and left it off as he had a fever but he was then surprised when ds poo'd everywhere (eye roll) then ds pooped out the suppository too.

A little while ago DS2 vomited in my bra. And you wanna know what I felt about it? I felt "Aw, I remember when DS1 used to do that".

Fucking NOSTALGIA, for stinky milky sick in my underwear. Isn't motherhood wonderful?

Ahh the interactive poo experience...

Ah yes, and the moment that you realise just why Mother Nature decided you need a bigger cleavage for a newborn - it catches more of the vomit!

Ive got an 8 weeker. Her record is 5 nappies in one change before I got her buttoned back up completely. I think they get special training!
I recently had a new experience... The old 'pick them up nto kiss and get a mouth full of vomit' trick! Now that is one Id forgotten!

My DS didn't just pee in his eyes, but straight into his open shocked mouth too. I had my back turned and just heard this spluttering going on behind me!

He also once peed on a brand new (expensive) mattress, at least I assume it was him as I only spotted the large wet patch about a foot away from the change mat after I'd finished changing him. I dried it up with a hairdryer and didn't dare confess to DP.

ooh I remembered another anecdote.
This was a loving interaction between a grandma & granddaughter.
baby just had a bath, so was still stark naked when her grandma decided to lift her in the air and kiss her from top to toe while doing so.

Sweet? oh yes.
until she got to the toes and felt something wet.
she looked up.
baby had peed herself and the wee was trickling down her leg, into grandmas mouth.

just precious!