Leaflet from UKIP through the door with Nutty Nige's buffoonish face all over it. I was about to chuck it in the re-cycling when I noticed that it had a return address on it.
I was wondering if I sent the leaflet back with 'return to sender', complete with some graffiti to UKIP HQ would it cost them anything? It would be petty, but I would like to think it cost them some money and inconvenienced them in some way. Am I right in thinking it costs businesses to receive mail marked 'Return to Sender'?
An an alternative, we also have a few bathroom tile samples lying about. They are quite heavy, so if I chucked a few of them and the leaflet in a jiffy bag without a stamp, would that cost UKIP a few quid?
Any ideas of how to adorn Farage's idiot face would be gratefully received. On the front cover I have drawn a spunking cock and balls forehead, but the other picture remains as yet unadorned.