I hate the Disney princess's, although thankfully I don't know all of them:
Snow White - if someone was that pale they'd be on a solid dose of iron. She also takes illegal possession of the 7 Dwarfs home and has the audacity to reorganise for them. The overbearing little twonk. And who the hell accepts food no matter how enticing, from an old woman with questionable hygiene. She has one tooth ffs who the hell knows where she's had that apple with her skank nails. The twonk however takes a bite. Then, she marries the first good looking fella she sees. That voice makes me want to brand myself with a hot poker. Roald Dahl does a much better job, Snow White steals the mirror and uses it to cheat on the horses.
Cinderella - a pretty frock, a dance and she's anybody's. No wonder the evil stepmother was so evil, the house was over run with mice because Cinders kept feeding them.
Frozen - where was social services? Did no one wonder where Elsa had disappeared to?
Sleeping beauty - more interesting when asleep
Little Mermaid - sees a fella once and she's all in-love, no care for her family or the fact that Ursula will take all her fathers power and turn him to sea weed. Oh no, so long as she gets her man, Ursula wasn't wrong when she called her "a little tramp"
Roald Dahl' Revolting Rhymes however is utterly fantastic where all the Princesses solve there own problems, although not always legally 
My dd is 3yrs old, and if its pink, or a hint of a mermaid the possibility of a princess then that's what she wants. I have utterly failed, I've worked so hard not to fall into the pink trap and I've failed 