to leave this message for my bone idle DH?

[SnowieBear]

At the end of my tether today, dog-tired and having to do all the chores he said he would do hasn't. Instead, he's gallivanting like the gentleman of leisure he is.

The alternative is an argument when he decides to roll back from the pub and, frankly, I haven't got the energy for it.

AIBU? Have you left your DH any particularly inspired messages I may pinch for future use?

I can't read the top bit of your message?

Brilliant... I certainly could deploy that on a daily basis!

Can't read it

Mooncup, the message reads:

"When God created heaven and earth, he worked for six days and then rested.

If that was good enough for God, it should be good enough for you.

Love, etc

Your ever-loving wife x"

Blackboards are a right bugger to photograph under artificial light

Blimey, I must be more tired than I realised... sorry eagle-eyed Mooncup and WooWoo.

Shit! WOWWOW not WooWoo

I could read it without glasses but I did click on the picture

My husband could quite rightly send this to me so...no comment!

(I do keep them alive and stuff though)

Tatty... mine DH doesn't... do you want to marry me?

He's just turned up and seen it. He giggled himself silly , took a pic himself and is off to post it on FB. For his pub friends to have a good giggle too, I presume...

Lock the door and leave his stuff in bin bags in the front garden. That will make your point better and you manage to get rid of the piss taking twat at the same time. Result!