one person working there actually believes that Mickolas is his real, full name
SarahandFuck A boy at school called Barry told a girl in my class that his name was short for Barence. She told me and I said he was winding her up.
She insisted quite angrily that he was telling the truth and I didn't know what I was talking about.
As I was saying 'No, no, he's taking the piss. He's always doing it,' 'Barence' looked at me behind her back, raised his eyebrows and smirked.
Soppy cow.