To wish someone would invent a machine that can measure who is more tired?

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It would would solve 99.9% of arguments between my dh who works full time and me, on maternity leave at home with two small dds...

Remember its not a competition . . . . But if it was you would be winning

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I'd buy one OP if you find an inventor.
It might stop me flipping when in company DH says "yeah, he's teething so this week we haven't had much sleep". What is meant by this is that, on the fourth time of waking with DS, I may have become vexed with the sound of a jumbo jet landing with a cargo of pigs and roared "stop fecking SNORING" into his ear. This 5 minute interruption to his 8 hours has, alas, left DH "beyond knackered". Poor kitten

This was said to our table at a wedding recently. I was looking about trying to locate the source of the audible low growl...(an escaped bobcat? A Harley ticking over?) when I realised that it was me.

I haven't had a full nights sleep in over a year and a half. I know who is more tired, and it's not the one snoring his ass off.

You are more tired OP, women are more tired. I have 4 DC & work full time & do 4 extra evening shifts to make some extra money.
I do 100% of housework, Gardening, childcare organisation etc.
DH works full time & watches the Telly.
Women are more tired!