WIBU to buy my neighbour some high-waisted Simon Cowell trousers so I don't have to see his arse-crack on a Sunday afternoon..?

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He does a lot of bending/squatting whilst tinkering with his car.

I can't really afford a fence, besides it might get in his way.

Lovely bloke, I just don't want to see his man-bottom whilst eating my lunch or have to sit in the dark.

Any suggestions?

Can you buy my dad some aswell please!

His arse crack is a common sight in this house, how do they not feel the breeze?

Buy a peashooter.
Hours of fun to be had

He reminds me of my Dad's next door neighbour!

She just has her arse crack on permanent show...like her leggings stop about a foot short from her hips.

Not a nice sight when you're having a BBQ and she chooses that moment to week out her boarders

They have braces in debenhams at the moment. I had to buy DD some boys ones because they don't do them for girls! She has a serious bum crack problem and she has no hips (being only 3yo) so a belt would be no good!

*weed

Take a photo, print it out, and drop it through the letter box when he's not about.

Take photos?

But he'll know it's meeee!

And he might think it's a come on. Or that I actually like his arse and lower his trousers further..!

can you buy my SIL some too please? I swear I've seen her crack more than my DHs.

I'll be done with my over the bump maternity jeans in about 3 months, they reach half way up my back and i'm on the larger side, if that's of any use to you.

Yes, Do not take a photo and post it, it might encourage him more. He might end up wearing something like this www.google.ie/search?q=men+in+chaps+images&client=firefox-a&hs=cgH&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&channel=fflb&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=Jx84U7mdFNPX7AbN2YGIBA&ved=0CCoQsAQ&biw=1280&bih=895

I think the photo is a good idea, attach a note. I do like you as a person, alas your crack puts me off my dinner, would you like me to treat you to some SC trousers for when you tinker with your car?

Train your dog/cat/budgie to attack arse cracks on sight.

Do you ride a bike?

You could thank him for the handy parking space...

Maybe you could throw him off the sent by putting a note with the photo saying "I know what you're doing and I like it you little tease. Love Neil XXXX"

Ha ha @ the love letter from Neil!

You could try not looking. Unless he actually has it pressed up against your window.

Could you buy him one of these? Post it through the letter box?

Fakebook PMSL I need one too.

YABU. The average household has approx £530 in small change lost in cracks and crevices around the home. Undertake a spot of bumcrack archaeology when your neighbour bends over to tend the begonias and you could be quids in

YABU. The average household has approx £530 in small change lost in cracks and crevices around the home.

Does it really??

Over the course of a year, apparently so, according to this survey

So depending on how brave you are/ how deep the bumcrack is, you could make it a regular fishing expedition...

My (male) gardener used to wear a g string. He was about 50, balding, with a long comb-over. Nice