to want to buy a MD card that says MOM on it?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Blahdy crad peddlers make every other permutation.

There's a gap in the market.

[BuzzardBird]

Was it the one up the mezza wiggles?

[YoureAllABunchOfBastards]

I live in the North. I have a Mam and DH has a Mom.

I am called Mom when it is spoken, but Mum written down.

Bastarding minefield.

[Ohwhatfuckeryisthis]

Come to the north east, even our Clinton's have cards with mam on. Not the expensive faux ironic "way eye ah'm a Geordie" ones either, proper flowery ones.