to want to buy a MD card that says MOM on it?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Blahdy crad peddlers make every other permutation.

There's a gap in the market.

Was it the one up the mezza wiggles?

I live in the North. I have a Mam and DH has a Mom.

I am called Mom when it is spoken, but Mum written down.

Bastarding minefield.

Come to the north east, even our Clinton's have cards with mam on. Not the expensive faux ironic "way eye ah'm a Geordie" ones either, proper flowery ones.