To want a wife?

[softlysoftly]

Preferably circa 1950.

Not one of these rubbish modern ones that want to swan about having jobs and drinking wine and having a social life.

Seriously my house is a wreck, my children are semi feral and all I want to come home to is considering what to watch next on Netflix while stuffing creme eggs in my mouth and incubating the next monster to join the menagerie.

It can't just be me that wants one surely?

I'm a wife, and I have a wife. We clearly are doing it wrong...and need a third.

Hubby says if you've got a humungous house and bank balance with enough creme eggs and bedrooms for him & the biters I'm available

I'd get a wife but I wouldn't want to exploit another woman who had low expectations of life.

And slaverys out.

This leaves paying folk to do it or put up with the smeg.

I'm going with putting up with the smeg.

Good point, Laurie.

I'll be your wife OP but only if I can also adopt the next monster that joins the menagerie?!!