To have just invented a whole new industry?

[Brittapieandchips]

Right, you know vajazzles? The big problem (well, if we are accepting that you might like a bit of added adornment down there...) is that you have to be hairless. What about those of us who CBA?

I give you...

PUBE BOBBLES.

There could be clips too.

They would have to be quite small, unless you had a mega bush, but they could have little crystals etc. plus they would be reusable, unlike vajazzles.

Its the pubic adornment for the environmentally conscious woman.

I think this counts as my patent. See you on my yacht when I'm a millionaire.

Brilliant idea! I make jewellery, I bet I have all the stuff in...

That's it. Gonna let it grow and go to a sex club all decorated. Bet I can start a TREND.

Although I'd probably just have to stand there so as to not mess up my look.

A someone who grew up in the 90s I remember wearing both those screw in crystals and those small butterfly clips in my hair.
I would wear those all over my bush if such things existed.

OP, get on it

I tried googling, to see if someone was already marketing similar (apparently not - wonder why?) and came across this lovely sentence "to bobble your hair you need a bumpit".

I think I split that last word in a different way than might have been intended

I know that some years ago the singer Tori Amos let it be known that she sewed sequins into her pubic hair to adorn it. Not sure there's a market for this beyond those who fancy adding sequins tbh.

Could you make some pube bobbles out of pubic hair so that They fill in the sparse bits? Kind of like little hair extensions?

Any excuse for Amanda Palmer, really

I was here at the star of the rise of the pube bobble tycoon.

John Logie Baird

What about combs.