to murder my husband over this

[Sneezy86]

My husband knows the tone of his voice wakes our 5 week old unless he whispers. Just fed her and managed to get her asleep and down in cot without waking, get into bed myself; baby still asleep fantastic- he talks= baby wakes up and won't settle back down. 20 mins later, he's now asleep while I'm still trying to get baby back down without waking. I'm sure in the circumstances the judge would let me off!

Yanbu.

I will be your alibi.

If you need an alibi......

I'd lie right beside him and chunter loudly in HIS ear until HE can't settle!

You must definitely either murder or LTB ;)

Death by radio alarm?

People coughing outside, post through the letterbox, next doors TV, lawn mowers, every noise is unreasonable when you're jumpy about your baby staying asleep.

He should receive the everlasting sleep as punishment.

Unless the baby needs a breastfeed wake him
Up and get him to settle the baby.

I'd be digging a knee in his back as you're crawling back into bed.

You could give your dp a ball gag to wear. That would make him quite.

Take it from me, this is just the start of the list of reasons.

Do it. We'll cover for you.

Yes M'lord she was with me

Yep from now on if he can't hush up he needs to step up

Immac one of his eyebrows.

OP making a start on cleaning up the blood?

It's a bugger to shift.

I'm told.

Yanbu

With babies; you broke it, you fix it. Why are you settling?

You've enough alibi's Op - go on murder the twat :)

Next time make him stay awake until baby goes back to sleep.

AgentZigzag apparently coke cola is quite good at cleaning blood up depending on the type of surface its on.

LTB ;-)

I'm currently wide awake and nesting should you need help with the clean up and body disposal

If the area's bleached it fucks up their blood stain analysis camouflages the blood stain when they use luminol to look for it Vic.

Always good to know this shit

Loving the bleach advice.

Don't do it! Haven't you seen CSI/Poirot/Midsummer Murders? They always suspect the spouse first.

I'm currently laying next to a snoring DH, knowing that we both have to get up in four hours, so if you'd like to do a 'Strangers on a Train' type of exchange, just give me the nod

DS is 14m now and I've lost count of the number if times it's been wholly acceptable to murder DH.

Top 3 have to be...

1. The racket he makes walking down the landing to the bathroom. Herd of elephants would be quieter.

1. Coughing constantly - since DS started nursery he's nigh on had a constant cold and DH seems to have been the same. I'm exhausted from the bad night with DS and the worse nights listening to DH!!

1. Bloody racing car noise from the tv. I lie in bed waiting fir it to wake DS!!!

But yeah I agree with a pp (sorry can't remember name) as far as baby is concerned - whoever breaks it, fixes it!