To think that "gradual tan" moisturiser...

[PikaAchooo]

Should be just that... a nice gradual process?

At present I'm one green hair dye job away from securing a job at Charlie's Chocolate Factory (and that's after one application)

Why do I never learn??

I properly properly laughed out loud at this:

At present I'm one green hair dye job away from securing a job at Charlie's Chocolate Factory

Ha ha ha haaaaaa

Sorry OP!

Chris I appreciate your support twat

Shower number 3...Still orange still smell faintly of biscuits.

Oh Pika
Can you wear Dark clothing to reduce the contrast? and don't get your teeth bleached anytime soon

Is this the one that smells of cat wee as well?