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To think that "gradual tan" moisturiser...

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PikaAchooo · 20/02/2014 20:45

Should be just that... a nice gradual process?

At present I'm one green hair dye job away from securing a job at Charlie's Chocolate Factory (and that's after one application)

Why do I never learn??

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ChrisMooseAlbanians · 20/02/2014 21:55

I properly properly laughed out loud at this:

At present I'm one green hair dye job away from securing a job at Charlie's Chocolate Factory

Ha ha ha haaaaaa Grin

Sorry OP!

PikaAchooo · 20/02/2014 22:15

Chris I appreciate your support twat Grin

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PikaAchooo · 21/02/2014 08:05

Shower number 3...Still orange still smell faintly of biscuits. Hmm

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ChrisMooseAlbanians · 21/02/2014 22:35

Oh Pika Grin
Can you wear Dark clothing to reduce the contrast? Grin and don't get your teeth bleached anytime soon

TheSmallClanger · 21/02/2014 22:37

Is this the one that smells of cat wee as well?

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