Actual get the baby out sex.
No one wants to be there. You're both tired fed up and sad.
You can barely find your fanjo, let alone dh find a way in.
He has that sad, "oh god not again" look in his eye, you have the sad yes "we have to because I can't walk around with a bowlingball in my cervix one more day" look in your eye.
Me: that hurts that way.
Me: That hurts that way
DH: um is this better?
Me: define "better"
Dh: Can we go to sleep now?
Me: You just have to finish, no fancy stuff
Me: ARRRRGH LEG CRAMP!
Me: Ok we're done.
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Me: My vagina, dh come here my vagina!
Dh: um is something hanging out?
Me: I don't know it's all swollen and veiny, I don't think anything is falling out....