ILiveInAPineappleCoveredInSnow ·
10/02/2014 05:41
Last night, we were lying in bed and could hear this awful screeching outside.
DH did his man thing usual "I need to investigate" and goes off in search of a torch, then disappears into the en-suite to look out into the fields at the back of our house.
Literally about a minute after he does this, there is a huge crash from the en suite and some choice words that made the baby jump and almost rip my nipple off.
He comes back in all red faced and limping - apparently he knelt on the toilet seat so he could hang out of the sodding window and the bloody thing exploded into about a million that may be an exaggeration from DH pieces!!!
Obviously I was immediately concerned for his welfare, so when I stopped laughing I checked him over and then texted as many people as I could to share the hilarity and he's fine apart from a sore leg and bleach on his pyjamas could have been worse, at least the toilet was clean.
I regularly stand on the toilet seat to get to stuff on top of the medicine cabinet and it's never exploded! DH now going on and on about it being a shoddy toilet seat, IHBU or should they generally not actually explode????
Also AIBU to eat his bar of mint aero as I'm a wake breastfeeding and he is clearly too heavy to kneel on the toilet seat and therefore shouldn't eat mint aero??