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To fend DH off with his personal Kryptonite?

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WelshMaenad · 09/02/2014 21:10

DH is a lovely chap, I'll lead with that. He also absolutely loathes marmite, especially in the inch thick quantities I favour.

He is quite amorous this evening and I am SO not in the mood. He keeps trying to hug me.

So I've made myself marmite on toast and he has retreated to the other end of the sofa, thus leaving me in peace to MN without having to fend off his affections.

Am I horrible?

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AbbeyBartlet · 09/02/2014 21:14

No - that's a master stroke!

Although if he hates marmite, you should probably LTB!

WelshMaenad · 09/02/2014 21:16

I've considered it Abbey. I've tried to train him to like it but it's a no go.

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SavoyCabbage · 09/02/2014 21:17

No, I've done it with blue cheese.

DaddyPigsMistress · 09/02/2014 21:19

Dp is a food thief. Whatever i make for myself he will nick a bit. Drives me mad!
Ive taken to making myself marmite and chrisp sandwiches, his disgust is hilarious

MsAspreyDiamonds · 09/02/2014 21:21

I do it with marmite AND cheese. It makes him gag.

VikingLady · 09/02/2014 21:28

I read the title and instantly thought of Marmite! I use it to fend DH off if I am not in the mood.

Don't train him to like it. What would you use then?

WelshMaenad · 09/02/2014 23:15

You make a sound point Viking. It's useless anyway. I can make him gag by wafting a jar at him!

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deakymom · 09/02/2014 23:22

pmsl

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