As a treat for myself prior to an exam today, I bought myself a slice of chocolate cake. I'm dieting so this was a massive treat for me! It was advertised as being "Tray Bake" and no mention of anything funky.
So, put a forkful in my mouth - mmmm, chocolate - wait, hang on, what's that? This slimy, lumpy, squidgy pieces of crud?? I don't like fruit in cake (particularly stuff like figs or dates, yack) so asked the lady at the counter what was the "extra" ingredient?
BEETROOT!!!!
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?! Surely no-one in the history of the planet has ever eaten chocolate fudge cake and gone "this could be so much better with slimy beetroot"?! They've even hidden little bits of it in the icing!!!
Would anyone like my semi eaten cake? I can't even look at it....