To have gotten (got?) revenge on my mum today?

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She had a mucky mark on her forehead so I licked my thumb and rubbed it off :o She was horrified, yet, she always used to spit on tissues and scrub mucky marks off our faces when we were younger. Right up until we were teens!

Wibu?

what if it was poo? errrrr you might be a poo licker!!

They do say that revenge is a dish best served cold...
Next week though, she may well make you hold out your hand while she spits a mouthful of half chewed vegetables into it

Definately not BU. I once told my mum she couldn't go out wearing that outfit, felt soooo good!

YANBU. You are my inspiration. Mum, watch out, LickyThumb is coming for you!

Nah PomBear, she wouldn't do that. She'd never ever waste food!

I'm pretty sure it wasn't poo!

Ooh I've never been an inspiration before

I can remember my Mum, God rest her, spitting in her hanky and wiping ice cream from my face....and calling ME dirty!

pombear I did that to my dp when I was in labour (but sweets not veg) he was like "the next and only other time I hope that ever happens to me it will be our dd, never another adult!!"

And has he done it since LJ? :o

I like to walk off at a pace which she cant up with. After all those years she walked me to school mwa ha haaaaa!

Haha dd isn't on solids yet but I'm sure it will happen lots and lots!!! All the blood and goo and sick in labour didn't concern him, but he was repulsed by me spotting mushed up sweets in his hand

Oh well done OP! :)

My mother used to comment on our personal hygiene across the aisles in the Co-op in her very loud ringing tones (right after the school bus had dropped off so all our mates were there buying sweets), I'm really looking forward to returning the favour.

Sooo has anyone got their revenge yet?

im always telling my mum to do up a button or two on her tops , and stop chewing her gum like a cow or put it in the bin , its a good feeling .

My late Mum used to do the tissue spit thing which was bad enough....but then she'd do it in the pub she worked in when I was 16 I still have trouble (only slightly) going into pubs without picturing a soggy tissue coming towards me....oh the shame

what if it was poo?

Have you seen that episode of IT Crowd?

Which episode? I miss the IT Crowd :(

Where Roy goes on a date and he's got chocolate on his forehead and his date thinks it's a bit of shit.

:o Poor old Roy. I must've missed that one.