to ask why my husband has come home with egg inside his pocket?

[ohhifruit]

Just that. A smashed up little egg.
He works for ASDA delivering food to customers and some dozy cow gave him an egg as some kind of come on.
Not knowing what to do he put it in his pocket and tried to get out of there as quickly as possible but smashed the egg in a hurry to get in the van.

What next black pudding from the vicar? Sausages from pensioners?

A thread about a thread....

Nice

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I think you need to ask your dh about 'Dave' and watch his reaction carefully.

What are you suggesting Turnip?

She was actually trying to get rid of him, and said "put an egg in your shoe and beat it"?

LTB!

LOL

Do you think she was trying to poach your DH?
Shame the egg broke as he scrambled back into his van.

Never mind I'm sure he will soldier on and look on the sunny side up

Love it!

hahahahahahahahah...i think there is a crazy egg lady somewhere??

Ha ha ha! Eggscellent gag

For the benefit of the deeply confused...

Have you checked his sandwich box for a penis beaker?

Eggshellent yolk.

eggcellent OP

Maybe she felt you hadn't given him breakfast?

"Go to work on an Egg".

Three egg gags in two words, onesleep - I bow to your cheesiness (no jokes about cheese omelettes please)

The happy side of mumsnet returns

Oooh you pig!

He was a lovely delivery driver and for some reason, as I passed the eggbox where I keep my hens' eggs, I took one out and gave it to him telling him that Dave had laid it that morning.

He gave me a funny look and said it would break so I suggested he keep it in his pocket before then trying to swipe one of the shopping crates.

It's only Tuesday

I need some wine!

I'm going to take legal action to reclaim the money for the extra washing. I mean..I'm not even sure this egg was organic.

Could have been worse, it could have been a goat.

BingoTiggaxx

Oh it's organic alright ohhifruit, they eat worms and slugs and spiders and all sorts in the garden. Plus our leftovers.

I haven't given them chicken to eat .................yet............

Oh my, this is turning cannibalistic now!