to want to slowly torture anyone who posts ( lighthearted)

[DrNick]

or at least be a right serious fucker on their threads?

I agree that it's a sad state when some goady arses don't see a funny thread for what it.

I was on one thread a few weeks ago, well the miserable crones who crawled out with their po faced uptight stroppiness could've turned milk!

It was funny!!

I'm not sure Sparkling? Maybe I'm supposed to stop calling you a bit of a cunty chops?

because acc to mn no REAL mate ever expresses anything but delight with them

Oh right DrNick I see. you have to put up with all sorts if you are a proper friend?

Honey.

Don't you think this is a bit of a first world problem? If this is the most you have to worry about, then count yourself lucky.

Nice sausage skin anyone?

Go obscure

what the hell does "twee" mean?

Spongebob - naff, cutesy & vomit inducing

(Eg Cath Kidston print is twee)

Personally I don't think torture is a suitable topic for a thread, even if it is (lighthearted)

If there are many PO, can I be Dipsy(omaniac).

I would have thought that you, of all people, (and I write this with a heavy heart) being a medic would know not to judge peoples' cardiac weight or size in such a threatening matter.

I may consider reporting you to the GMC.

Fuck off

It does Cold. I may use them more often.

fuck off

God, you're right!