to think my husband is a twat?

[fryingpantoface]

Background information: i had a baby on 8 Jan. Also my husband normally makes this for me. And we had more cheese (350g dh wants me to point out)

i made myself some cheese and crackers. Nothing special, just crackers with cathedral cheese. I deliberately uses the last of the cheese from one pack so i didn't need to open the other one. I get antsy if i think were running out of cheese.

anyway, dh stole my last cracker with cheese on it. And laughed. So i cried. And he laughed more. He thinks I'm being unreasonable. I think he's being an utter fuckwit.

jury to decide. Obviously i know this is a first world problem, etc etc

Also, reading back i realise this is really funny and petty.

now crying with laughter and dh is still a fuckwit

Bellend.

He must pay penance by buying you more cheese, expensive cheese.

Is this his usual sense of humour? Also, I guess you may have some extra hormones flying about...

LTB cheese is no joking matter! I would even if I wasn't post new baby!

You get angsty if you think you're running out of cheese?

In the nicest possible way, you sound like a pair of fuckwits

Ask him to make you another one.

8 days after having a baby? I don't blame you for crying! I would have (and probably did, I seem to recall one incident where DH said the meat was nice, and I cried because DD was in my arms, I was eating one handed, and couldn't cut it to taste it)

However, my DH immediately came over to cut my meat up for me, and your husband should have immediately leapt up, and replaced the stolen cheesey cracker.

So he is BU and you are not.

I would cry!!

I think YABU. Not a lot but a little bit unreasonable.

Sorry

Glad you are laughing cause I'm laughing at you too. I fell out with DH a couple of weeks ago, and threw my toothbrush at him in anger. At the time I was justified, but now I can stop laughing at my own toothbrush throwing aggression!

Now go demand he makes you some more crackers.

If someone ate my cheese, I'd be fuming. Cheese is amazing. I'd make them get up and open a new packet and make me a whole new batch of cheese and crackers. LTB.

Kill him.

In the nicest possible way, you sound like a pair of fuckwits

i know! I wasn't bothered about the cheese before i had ds2, but now i get antsy. It's totally irrational

Stealing your last cheese cracker is the ultimate cruelty.

LTB

(Congrats on the baby)

My DH knows better than to get between me and my food.

LTB , op.

But I am craving for Cathedral cheese on crackers now and I have none, so I am probably disagreeing with irrationally.

YANBU only because it'll be the hormones making you cry, congratulations on your new baby

No YANBU - you've just had a baby. You shouldn't take food or drink from someone in those circumstances.

If it was not just after a baby then YWBU but rules are all changed!

Given you had a baby 8 days ago YANBU, however, under any other circumstances you would be very very unreasonable! I hope he made it up to you, and congratulations on the baby!

Ltb

HE TOOK YOUR LAST CHEESE AND CRACKER?

Leave the bastard!

what a lovely cocktail of hormones you must have brewing, op

Is cheese the new chocolate?

I seem to be reading an awful lot about it lately.

How come everyone loves it so much? I'm sure it's a fairly newish thing?

I once, years ago and under extreme duress, chucked a lump of cheese (about 200 grams) at my husband and it hit him on the bicep. He still brings it up if we have a bad row. So yanbu, cheese seems to run deep with people.

Why are you making your own cheese and biscuits anyway?
Your Dh should be waiting on you hand and foot.

You need to think of a punishment for the cheese pilfering.

Honey, that man dun stole cheese from a postpartum mum. Definition of twat in my book.

Btw, I once cried because dh changed radio stations on me when I was pregnant..it's the hormones...