Twice this week, I've gone for a necessarily long sit on the loo, during the school day. Both times, the phone rang. Both times, I hurried along because I was anticipating a phone call with some news about something.
Both times, it was numbers I've already put in my phonebook of people trying to flog solar panels.
So, I just needed the bathroom again, this afternoon. I took the phone in with me, this time, as I was blown if I was going to be rushed.
Yes, the phone rang. Different number, this time. Checked it and it's another spam number.
Am I doomed never to have a shit without the phone ringing? I'm thinking that next time, I actually answer, and if there's someone on the other end, I treat them to all the sound effects appropriate to my situation.