Ocado are an hour late!

[YouStayClassySanDiego]

Nice apologetic phone call from the driver, he's stuck in dreadful traffic, poor bloke.

No problem, it's chip night but it's an arse isn't it .

I want to watch the telly in my jammies with my make up off, hair scraped off my face and with wine on the side.

I'm listening to folk music on Radio 2 with Mark Radcliffe so it's not all bad < with wine>.

Can I negotiate some compensation from the Ocado Mothership?

Compensation? Ha! I am the Queen of Hearts and I say: Off with their heads!!

Good grief! The poor sod is stuck in traffic, has phoned to apologise, and you are having to listen to the radio drinking wine for an hour while he works his balls getting to you.
You want money out of it? Get a life!

I don't think the Ocado man will mind delivering groceries to you without your full face on. You should see that various states that I received my deliveries when DC3 was newborn!

First world problem! Put up with it, it's not the end of the world!

He's stuck in traffic and apologised. Unlike the sod a couple years ago who didn't bother calling me and then stood in my hall and sarcastically said "I'm soo sorry" a la Father Kack style.

*Father Jack not kack!