Our food recycling bin went missing - probably blown away. Looking at the council website to find a replacement I found this:
What if my wheeled bin or food caddy has gone missing?
If one of your wheeled bins has gone missing, please call xx Police on 101 to obtain a crime reference number and then call us on xx to request a replacement bin.
WTF. I know the police won't investigate but why should I report it as a crime, and add to the crime figures etc. But I do want a new bin and there doesn't seem to be another option.