Come to think of it the houses I have ruled out have been mainly those with 'passable' kitchens and bathrooms, that just needed decorating, and had replacement windows.
But then I'm not after a buy-to-let, I want to live in a house I love, that I can walk into and feel enlivened by the light through the original glass, which is always a bit wobbly - I want to look at the outside and see something beautiful, I want to feel the creak of the old floorboards and the coldness of old tiles.
I've looked at so many places that had only the vestiges of their original character left - perhaps a tiny window no one could be bothered to replace, or one solitary old fireplace not boarded over, or maybe a pretty old garden full of weeds (which don't matter).
But the sheer amount of work needed to get rid of the sense that you have walked straight into Homebase, full of laminate and downlighters and stainless steel lightswitches, and new cheap floor tiles with grey grout that are just hideously ugly - that thought was terrifying, even though the house was 50 grand under our budget. There was just nothing left of the old 'self' of the house.
It had basically been ruined.
The one we've offered on isn't like that. It does have a relatively recent kitchen, but it's a plain, sort of shakery style one without any pretensions - it looks in place in a Victorian house - it's not ultra modern and they have only put vinyl over the boards so I can pull that back at some point and restore them.
The bathroom, the same - the windows have been KEPT (oh joy) and the feel of sash windows in a house is wonderful. There's a beautiful, beautiful original fireplace with its old tiles and marble surround, with its old slate hearth and all the coving and bannisters and doors are still there.
You can tell the house is loved for what it is. It hasn't been ruined. Mainly I think it's UPVC that does it - even the survey recommended we put in UPVC windows. No effing way, sir.
Can people not see the horridness and the damage they are causing by doing that?
Anyway bit of a rant but there you go. I suppose if I was a potential landlord I'd be looking for what is modern and 'acceptable' but I'm not, and I like to think we're saving a house from being smothered and suffocated in modernness.