To be driven COMPLETELY BONKERS by my loo lingering DH?

[MrRected]

What can possibly take 35 fucking minutes?

It's just ever so slightly disgusting to linger in your own stench!

Why, oh why, do you have to disappear every time we need to go out!!

I would have no problem if he took a cuppa into the front room. I am not adverse to him having "me-time ".

My DP is the same.

He checks/responds to emails, looks on Facebook and I think he plays games on the loo, too!

Well, I was stuck in the loo for ages earlier because my soppy boycat parked himself on my lap and got very stroppy everytime I attempted to move him and get up!

Don't think DP can blame the cats everytime though!

He's not having a wank?

Well exactly, no need for clandestine me time under the guise of bowl evacuation

Maybe he has the Emma Freuds?

YANBUish, OP - DH does this. I'm glad we have more than one loo as one is only safe for him or someone in a hazmat suit.

My ex used to spend an hour on the loo. Usually when we needed to be getting ready to go somewhere so that I needed to organise everything.

It was key in making me realise that I couldn't spend the rest of my life (or even another week) with him.

DH does it sometimes. I usually walk in and take his phone off him.