To ask what women REALLY think about sex/men

[northnorfolkrenegade]

I've NC'd for this, because quite frankly I find it a bit embarrassing to ask but at the same time it's something I've wanted to know all my life.

And sorry that it's a little base, but hey MN is hardly known for being shy and retiring let's face it...plus it's a friday so I think I can safely let rip.

I'm a bisexual guy, and essentially I feel about guys exactly the same way I do about women. I'm turned on with my eyes, I'm turned on by naked guys, and I think the penis (in either state!) is a beautiful thing, and I find it a massive turn on to see, touch and do everything else with it.

Apart from what I've gleaned from the odd womens' mag (which would seem to suggest the opposite to how I've described my attraction), I really have no idea how women feel about men/sex (and yes penises) if that makes sense, and I just find it hard to get my head around the fact that we're both into the same thing, but in presumably totally different ways!

So anyway I just thought I'd ask.

at sole

I do not want to be pooed on. I am not the poo maid.

Are your hands busy yet op or are the women lacking so far?

I prefer a nice cup of tea.

What's P&B then?

Pearls and Bows?
Poppers and Buttons?

I'm not fond of looking at genitals in general. They feel great but look so funny! Both sexes...

I much prefer broad shoulders or a bit of arm-tonage if I have to look at something 'during' though I seem to naturally keep my eyes shut for most of it

OP, this is a fascinating analysis of women's attitudes to physical lovemaking by a woman. enlightening

I think penises look a bit like the chest burster things from aliens.

must...avoid...making...jokes about looking a penis...in the eye

Oh god frankie

I will never be able to have sex with my eyes open again

Actually Alien and the subsequent fillums are quite interesting studies in body horror surrounding birth and sexuality... [ponce]

Sheffieldguy is this you again? You dirty dog

I like the way willies bob to the surface in a bath. Can't take my eye of it when I'm chatting to OH and he is having a soak.

I also had to ask him if willies are flaccid when he has a wee, for some reason I thought they were erect or something

Hello all,
Just to let you know we received some reports that questioned the authenticity of this poster... and we can exclusively reveal that he's long gone and we don't imagine you will hear further from him. However, given that you all seem to be handling this member with your usual aplomb (literally everything I'm typing now sounds rude ) the decision is to leave the thread.

glad to hear the member is being handled to your satisfaction MNHQ