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AIBU to think that there are some things you cannot un-see

78 replies

dawntigga · 09/01/2014 20:03

no matter how bloody hard you try?

I give you naked Shia LaBoeuf

WhyJustWhyTiggaxx

OP posts:
Heartbrokenmum73 · 09/01/2014 20:26

Have just been sick on the cat at the thought of Dappy 'packing meat'.

Is that before or after he's spat at someone? Or sent abusive tweets?

He's a vile little excuse for a man (tangent, sorry)

GossamerHailfilter · 09/01/2014 20:26

That Dappy photo was so photoshopped.

ChameleonCircuit · 09/01/2014 20:27

I wonder if he got that job because Jonsi fancied a sneaky peek...? Wink

Alisvolatpropiis · 09/01/2014 20:27

They're film stills

I've seen worse.

TheHandbagOfGlory · 09/01/2014 20:28

It has to be photoshopped.

I was a bit scared.

domoarigato · 09/01/2014 20:28

I'm still scarred from the Lorraine Kelly photo a mumsnetter linked to. My days... naked and legs akimbo!

TalkativeJim · 09/01/2014 20:30

Perfectly pleasant workaday willie. Nice to see someone not looking as if they're moulded from oiled playdough too.

SPsMrLoverManSHABBA · 09/01/2014 20:31

Is he Transformers guy?

DitsyDonkey · 09/01/2014 20:32

I think he looks hot!

Heartbrokenmum73 · 09/01/2014 20:32

domoarigato - the LK photo wasn't real - it was photo-shopped.

Thants · 09/01/2014 20:32

It's weird because I remember watching Shia on Even Stevens when he was a child!

Moln · 09/01/2014 20:40

OK just looked. There are definitely worse things out there!!!

Not entirely sure what he's putting on, but as nakedness goes he's doing it well

Heartbrokenmum73 · 09/01/2014 20:42

Thants - yes! One of the channels still show it - I pointed him out to the dc. I won't be showing them Dawn's pics though Grin

poorbuthappy · 09/01/2014 20:48

I still shudder at the Richard and Judy photo.
Blush

Nombrechanger · 09/01/2014 20:49

Who'd like a dappy pic to compare notes?

Heartbrokenmum73 · 09/01/2014 20:53

Nombre - don't you dare!

You'll break MN!

Alisvolatpropiis · 09/01/2014 20:54

Go on then Nombre

Source Mark Wright's whilst you're at it. There's a man who fake tans everything except his penis all over.

Heartbrokenmum73 · 09/01/2014 20:55

Bleurgh, not Mark Wright too!

Does he fake tan his brain too? That would explain his alarming lack of personality and intelligence.

I actually know someone who thinks Mark Wright is a great role model!?!

Nombrechanger · 09/01/2014 20:57

Sorry Heartbroken...

dappyonline.tumblr.com/post/16910292763

SecretWitch · 09/01/2014 21:00

Yup, it's Shia and his pecker

Heartbrokenmum73 · 09/01/2014 21:01

Nombre - you realise that you've now started a vortex from which there's no escape? Don't make me put that link on the Sherlock thread!!!

Nombrechanger · 09/01/2014 21:04

No, don't contaminate the Sherlock thread with Flappy Dappy!

TheseAreTheJokesFolks · 09/01/2014 21:05

Bless but brain bleach needed as I still see him as the boy in Holes (no pun intended) his hair was worse in that.

So...is he now Shia Leporc (i'm here all week try the beef
pork veal)

Grin
Nombrechanger · 09/01/2014 21:08

I thought this thread was about things you can't un-see! Namely Shia's tiny penis. In the interest of balance, I posted Dappy's penis. This is a thread about penes.

SouthernComforts · 09/01/2014 21:09

Dappy has girth! And length! Shock