Trying to mumsnet, mindees won't stop feeding me imaginary cake

[PrincessTeacake]

We're at soft play, I'm trying to get in a quick mumsnet browse but they run over to me every five minutes trying to feed me pretend cake. If I don't pretend to eat it, they rub it on my mouth and laugh. I told them it'd make me fat but they just thought that was funny.

Help?

op Depressingly I knew the kind of posts you would get.
:) Where did the laffs go in this place?

Oh dear hobs, did I start the humour too early? I was going for classic horrified ?