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to want to eat my baby?

61 replies

ReticulatingSplines · 04/01/2014 15:27

She's just so squidgy and she smells so lovely. Grin

Is there some kind of therapy for this or will I just grow out of it?

OP posts:
WicketWoo · 04/01/2014 21:37

BarbaraW - that is so reassuring, I (and DH) thought I was a little bit weird!

lotsofcheese · 04/01/2014 21:44

My gorgeous 8-month DD has chubby calves, wrists & a lovely tummy, the best cheeks ever.

I just want to sink my teeth in Grin

NigellasGuest · 04/01/2014 21:46

very worrying.
totally weird.
this is how cannibals get started.
oh yes.

ScaredToBeHonest · 04/01/2014 21:48

I love to eat 4 month old DS's cheeks and ears whilst making omanomnomnomnom noises! His ears stick out just like his Dad's so are great for nibbling on and his cheeks are just so chubby and gorgeous.

He also gums at my cheeks Grin

I'm now having to resist the urge to go upstairs and pick up sleeping DS so I can chew on his cheeks

BusWanker · 04/01/2014 21:52

I always smell my baby. Even his breath smells cute.
My mum understands as I can ask her to come over and smell him and she says yes, and she does it!

RubyrooUK · 04/01/2014 21:58

I too want to eat my delicious DSes. They are three and nine months. DS1 is just so wonderful, hilarious, sweet and loving (and edible) while DS2 is so stunningly beautiful that I can't believe he is mine (and so edible).

pointythings · 04/01/2014 22:03

They do smell different when they are coming down with something. Even when they are older. They also smell very different when they are more than usually well and rested - my DDs smelled amazing when we came back after two weeks in Florida, all suntanned and relaxed and fit after loads of activities and virtually no screen time.

Sammi1986 · 05/01/2014 00:30

My 2year old niece tells me I'm food before promptly chomping on me, does that count?!
25w with my first so I'm sure it will come!

echt · 05/01/2014 03:13

While never wanting to chow down on a baby, I DO find their squidgy limbs and feet irresistible. They remind me of shampoo sachets. This probably dates me, as I haven't seen such things in yonks.

SecretWitch · 05/01/2014 03:18

YANBU! You simply must take a few tiny nibbles from their sweet corn toes...

My children are much older now and I still want to eat them up with a spoon sometimes..

MammaTJ · 05/01/2014 04:08

I still lick my 18 year old DD!

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