to ask what is there he can have for lunch? He is at home. I mean, seriously - so I started listing off the top of my head: cheese, meat, soup, bread. He then asked me where the bread was and when I replied 'in the breadbin' it turned out he hadn't opened the fridge, a cupboard or the breadbin to look himself! He then emailed me to ask where the eggs were - well they've been eaten, which is why they aren't in the fridge in their usual place. Then he emailed again to say he was going to make an omelette, when did they get eaten? I've emailed me back and asked him to pack it in as I'm busy.