Are they really sat in such shitty light as I am ?
Simon Cowells ironing his high waisted underpants in yellowy 40 watt equivalent my arse light?
Where the fuck are the rich peoples light bulbs ? Is there a special shop? One wee man crafting them by hand out of fireflys in Monaco?
I've got a lightbulb that cost £18 in my side light as it has a 20 year life span. It's more white than usual but not brilliant white like I remember light used to be