To put the blasted cat out in the rain?

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Because the filthy animal just woke me from a deep sleep by HUMPING my leg.

I mean, it's not on is it? IANBU am I?

Sympathies.

And just as well you were cold or you would have been walking around with a cat embedded in leg for days

I just went to get yet more water and he was in the hallway right outside my door legs akimbo cleaning himself.

He is a bastard.

but I still gave him ham

He will think you enjoyed it now

Thanks Maryz.

He also comes in dry on rainy days so goodness knows where he goes off to.

On the plus side, the beeping electricity metre is infact some weird shit going on with my sore ear so my neighbours fishfingers are safe now :o

At least he's cleaning up after himself.

I didn't really think through the consequence and reward thing did I?

No..Welcome to daily cat humping hell.

Should I leave him out an eggcup of water for a penis beaker I wonder?

No..Welcome to daily cat humping hell.

Lol oops.

You will have to keep a water pistol by the bed and and skoosh him.

Or don't they sell lion dung cat repellent for gardens. You could rub that on your leg.

err.... I may go with the water pistol idea first.

Or a nerf gun. The kids got nerf guns for Christmas.

Mine has a hair fetish... and as he is a 22 pound Maine Coon, humping my head when he thinks I'm alseep is NOT funny. And yes he was neutered as a kitten!

Bloody annoying and very UGH too. Mind you he used to hump DS2's 'Bear in the Big Blue house' bear. I had to machine wash it in the end....

And now your nickname makes sense......

I have no idea if he has a current love affair going on with one of the DC's stuffed toys. Maybe I should hire a PI to stalk him and find out which one needs to go on a hot wash...

My cat humps the dog. The cat is a big old Norwegian Forest, the dog is a chihuahua x border terrier, so is fairly weak. They seem happy but I am mildly horrified.

And years ago, the cat had a romantic attachment to the dustpan.