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To want to ark in p and c space to buy my champagne

49 replies

Ledkr · 31/12/2013 22:27

Ok so I'm fuming.
I drank my two bottles quicker than expected so had to go to sainsbos to stick up.
Kids in onsies and goat poorly so had to take them with me in the car but p and c spades all taken'
I ended up having to drive around the actual store which I think possess few people off, but what choice did I have?

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PurpleSwift · 31/12/2014 22:53

are you drunk?

EmpressOfJurisfiction · 31/12/2014 22:56

Is the goat drunk? Is that what happened to the previous champagne and why it's now poorly?

UterusUterusGhali · 31/12/2014 22:56

Shoulda parked in a disabled bay, Hun.

The goat was sick, after all. Practically disabled. You know your goat, Hun.

Your Range Rover, your rules.

DixieNormas · 31/12/2014 22:57

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morethanpotatoprints · 31/12/2014 23:01

Are you and the goat both drunk, whose looking after the children
Oh, the poor children.

YonicSleighdriver · 31/12/2014 23:03

Why didn't you surf the rising waters on your widescreen TV, instead of wasting all that drinking time crafting an ark?

YABU.

Wherediparkmybroom · 31/12/2014 23:04

The dog of corse!!!! Timmy did a blinding job for the famous five!

Linskibinski · 31/12/2014 23:06

Wahahaaaaaaa Xmas GrinXmas Grin

joanne1947 · 31/12/2014 23:10

You have a Range Rover. YABU to want a parking space, those cars are tough, you can drive through the doors and up the aisles and load your champers without getting out of the car. If any pleb gets in your way engage 4 wheel drive and keep going

rallytog1 · 31/12/2014 23:12

Ur bubz, ur rules hon xxx

ZingTheGreat · 31/12/2014 23:14

you have an ARK???!

hats off mate. fill it up Grin

Wine
Moresproutsplease · 31/12/2014 23:26

The miserable fuckers.

Just run them over.

No don't do that, you'll dirty the range rover.

This may not end well

crumblebumblebee · 31/12/2014 23:34

Not finished goading yet, Coconutty?! Hmm

Coconutty · 31/12/2014 23:39

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crumblebumblebee · 01/01/2015 00:10

New year, new start. Trust me, it's good to leave the bad shit where it belongs.

ithoughtofitfirst · 01/01/2015 00:17

You sound very entitled.

OttiliaVonBCup · 01/01/2015 00:21

Did you get some carrots for the goat?

Fcukfifa · 01/01/2015 00:29

Are you and the goat on glue?!

HowsTheSerenity · 01/01/2015 00:36

What is the goat partial to?
I know DCat1 likes a nice shiraz and when warm a moscato.

PrimalLass · 01/01/2015 01:22

Aw hun, you deserve the c&p space and the champers. Ignore the h8trz.

GodRestYeMerrySlatterns · 01/01/2015 01:57

But what about the children

SorchaN · 01/01/2015 02:14

I do hope the goat feels better soon.

MrsMarcJacobs · 01/01/2015 17:27

Why the ark? Do you know something we don't? I. That case you are missing a goat.

MrsMarcJacobs · 01/01/2015 17:28

Oops, "in that case"

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