To want to ark in p and c space to buy my champagne

[Ledkr]

Ok so I'm fuming.
I drank my two bottles quicker than expected so had to go to sainsbos to stick up.
Kids in onsies and goat poorly so had to take them with me in the car but p and c spades all taken'
I ended up having to drive around the actual store which I think possess few people off, but what choice did I have?

are you drunk?

Is the goat drunk? Is that what happened to the previous champagne and why it's now poorly?

Shoulda parked in a disabled bay, Hun.

The goat was sick, after all. Practically disabled. You know your goat, Hun.

Your Range Rover, your rules.

Are you and the goat both drunk, whose looking after the children
Oh, the poor children.

Why didn't you surf the rising waters on your widescreen TV, instead of wasting all that drinking time crafting an ark?

YABU.

The dog of corse!!!! Timmy did a blinding job for the famous five!

Wahahaaaaaaa

You have a Range Rover. YABU to want a parking space, those cars are tough, you can drive through the doors and up the aisles and load your champers without getting out of the car. If any pleb gets in your way engage 4 wheel drive and keep going

Ur bubz, ur rules hon xxx

you have an ARK???!

hats off mate. fill it up

The miserable fuckers.

Just run them over.

No don't do that, you'll dirty the range rover.

This may not end well

Not finished goading yet, Coconutty?!

New year, new start. Trust me, it's good to leave the bad shit where it belongs.

You sound very entitled.

Did you get some carrots for the goat?

Are you and the goat on glue?!

What is the goat partial to?
I know DCat1 likes a nice shiraz and when warm a moscato.

Aw hun, you deserve the c&p space and the champers. Ignore the h8trz.

But what about the children

I do hope the goat feels better soon.

Why the ark? Do you know something we don't? I. That case you are missing a goat.

Oops, "in that case"