To let my cat shit in the neighbours garden?

[usualsuspect]

As I don't want the mess in mine?

I love threads about cat faeces. I genuinely do. It's just so hilarious.

Surely that's the best known perk of cats over dogs - not picking up their shit?

Why would you be BU?

I hate all cats and have devices to stop them entering my garden. They are of varying effectiveness, but I don't have any problems currently. A high pressure hose suffices. I am also seriously allergic to cats which may explain my serious aversion to them.

Hahaha, and I'm on benefits.
Four cats, four and one of them is about to sprog any day now

It's the reason you have a cat :)

Wheres sparklingbrook, she loves a good cat shitting thread!

OP you really needn't have posted on here, we only spoke in the street an hour ago. I wouldn't worry about it babz, you know I don't care. That's why I have a lawn in the front garden and gravel in the back, the cats love a bit of variety.

Hope you all have a great New Yearz, I left a bottle of 20:20 on your doorstep for when you get in later, I know how you only like classy stuff.