.... to wean DC on Gregg's sausage rolls at 8 weeks?

[PacificDingbat]

Gotcha all!

Happy New Year, one and all!

I make bets with myself sometimes about who will have started a thread. I lose most of the time. Against myself.

I was going to give myself a goat it I'd won this time.

Ok, yes, queues, good one.

Btw, I had to wean bubz early - he was such a big boy.

I'd be tempted to add a NM's thread, but that would be norty and I am sure MNHQ are drowning their sorrow at not being on the Honour's List celebrating elsewhere.

Pacific - hope no one touched your bump during your pregnancy. Cos apparently that's classified as assault and /or groping.
And SAHM versus off to work...... Oooh minefield. And you thinking CM or nursery? Best use both I think.

Happy New Year.

On the subject of the thread title.. my ds2's first food was a chip. Clearly I am an unfit mother!

And have you thought about your child's wedding..... best start wording that invite now....

Oh, yes, a benefits bashing one, Jessie - how could I forget??

Sorry, you don't get my goat, so no goat for you tonight

"Bump touching'
"Weddings- with or without kids"

Keep it coming, peeps

How many do you need for a Bingo card? I have to confess that I have No Clue

Wheelchair spaces on buses?

greenbanana, no, you are no unfit mother, you know your child best and know what's best for it .

I cannot remember what any of mine stuck in their mouths first apart from their own grubby fists - dust bunnies??

I think I have a line already.

YouTheCat, see, I'd be too scared to start anything that involved the words 'bus' and 'wheelchairs', honestly

Something with 'entitled' in the title?

Slow cooker recipes?

Homeopathy?
4 degrees warmer by 2100? what's all the whinging about?

Vaccinations! We need a vaccination thread!

Although that might be as scary as the Bus+wheelchair combo...

'Which pram is the best?'
'X-Factor/BGT/Strictly thread'

What should I buy at aldi

Oh yes. Or Lidl. Or Ikea. Answer: How the fuck would I know? Hth.

'Is my sil an entitled cow because she only gave my dcs iphones and expected more than a tin of heroes?'

Cat, we got the RandomiL gave/got crap present one - must try harder

Aw pants.

How about my dp has had half a shandy twice this week. Is he an alcoholic?

I've done one. Some people thought it was genuine!

Hahaha

Not being unreasonable at all. My dm did the same with me and it never did me any harm
Happy new year everyone xxx

Well, a lot of them are, BigJessie - somewhat perturbing, but true.

Takes all sorts, I suppose.
Or so I keep telling myself....

Happy New Year to all continental-Europeans btw!! Cheers!

Oh gawd, yes, circumcision - male vs female.
FFS.