To point out to my neighbours

[dingit]

That their bin blew over, and their rubbish is all over our front garden? They are ignorant lazy fuckers, and I'm fucked if I'm going to pick it all up, and we have visitors at the weekend. And yes, they must have damn well noticed.

Happy Xmas to all ( puts on humbug hat)

It may piss some people off to get a note through the door like that.

Mine are moving soon. I cant wait they are smug fuckers.

Just checked for a note through the door as our recycling bags and boxes were empty this morning
No note wasn't me then

I bet these neighbours love you though.

I bet they're really complimentary about how lovely you clearly are.

In fact, you're that twat lives next door to me aren't you? Are you going to spill here about how your five year old screams that she hates you at 5am?

Thanks for letting me know about the bin if it is you

I'd just pick it up myself, but that's me.

Is this a bit like wink wink murder then?

Same here DaftSkunk.

There is rubbish blowing up and down our street I can't be sure who's bin it was but I'm not admitting guilt by going out to tackle it.

Sounds fine. Although I would have politely asked them to clear it up. I probably would have helped them with it too. But then, I like my neighbors. If I didn't like them then I would have probably shat on their door step, put some through the letterbox and thrown the rest at the windows

Nope, I have a 15 yr old that screams she hates me

Get out the leaf blower and blow it onto their yard. Problem solved. Or pick it up and leave them a bill for your gardening services.

Mine,

Noisy fucking dog, tick.
Noisy fucking parties, tick.
Inconsiderate parking, tick.

They aren't actually nasty people, they are polite and friendly. Just inconsiderate. Makes it harder to deal with, as I don't want to fall out with them, iyswim.

Dingit, your neighbours are my neighbours. Do you have a budgie and a miserable husband who acts like he's about 90 by any chance, if so I know who you are .

I've given up picking up bins this year, the gales up here have been horrendous for over a month.
I blame the blue recycling ones, they don't carry any weight so during a Highland winter they just recycle themselves into the atmosphere.

We have to cover ours in bricks to keep the lids on, then the bin men throw them over the wall into the flower beds .

USEDTOBE

I have next door neighbours just like yours, people still ask me does the old lady live there, no she died 9 years ago. It is because the front of the house is still exactly the same, i.e. dirty windows, front wall falling down, needs painting. A young couple live there.

It seems so petty to be wound up by it, five, but it's grinding when you live next to it, isn't it?

Our neighbours are perfect. They are a miserable old couple who want nothing to do with us. They have a pair of annoying happy dogs, so can't complain about our barking dogs.