Last night Robert Downey Jr, Paul Rudd and Tom Hiddleston came to visit me...

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In my dream.

And were totally shocked by my lack of a sandwich maker.

I am :( stupid brain. All the possibilities and in my brain we had a nice cup of tea and I made them a Victoria sandwich cake.

So would IBU to ask for a sandwich maker for Christmas just in case it was a preparatory déjà vu type of thing?

Robert loves a toastie, eh? I have a rather fetching one which looks like a freesian cow so do feel free to send him round to mine. The other two don't deserve my nice hot, crusty, tasty toasties.

YAsooooooooNBU

This is like when thor came round and all he did was slag off my wallpaper in the front room.
However when boris johnson appered in my dreams we got down and dirty....twas most grim, i was traumatised

My brain is a scumbag

A cow patterned toaster? I think that would probably have made things worse helped. Is it one if those that heats baked beans to a nuclear degree in a crispy toasty shell? I loved those.

DPM - bloody Thor and his interior decoration critique. I shall gloss over Boris Johnson although gaffer tape would surely be more useful

Send The Hiddles my way. I'll be morethan happy to help.

No can do sorry. He was v.impressd by the so he is staying.

Get some toastie bags, they take up less room, cheap and you don't need to warm anything up, make the sandwich, pop into bag, cook in toaster, eat.

Gives you more time for the important stuff.

Although my brain apparently thought that the lack of a sandwich maker was the important stuff, ffs.

I am really tempted to try and nap just to recapture the moment.

YABU to want a sandwich maker for Christmas!

Ask Santa for tickets to Tom's play instead.

Did Robert leave his number???

I could buy a sandwich maker (hopeful)

Although Tom Hardy was in my dream last night so I shouldn't really complain

Though oddly knickers featured, he was looking for someone to fit a certain size of knickers

I think that might be a "go on a diet you lardy fat knacker" dream

Now I want a toastie

Couldn't you have just made them a toasty using a frying pan?

I feel you though, one of the worst dreams I ever had went like this:
Me and Johnny Depp were bestie sleb mates, we were hanging out at all these parties and having a lot of fun and it was amazing. Towards the end of the dream, Vanessa P turns up (this is when they were still together), but she was really overweight and wrinkly and horrible and he turned to me and said, "Absy, I love you and I want to be with you". You know what I said? Guess. I said "I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend" and walked away. I was in a RIGHT mood at boyfriend the next day.

No wonder I dreamt about bloody Jamie Oliver, you lot have nicked all the decent blokes!