to be hoping a KFC just appears in my hands?

[SPsWantsCliffInHerStocking]

I am a little worse of wear after a night out. I rolled in after 4 and have had 4 hours sleep.

I really want a big greasy KFC with a litre of lucazade but had to make do with a sarnie and a cuppa.

If I wish hard enough it will happen wont it? The child is back in a couple of hours too.

What are your hangover musts?

The child is home and asked why I'm walking funny.

I once woke up the morning after and was upset as I was covered in blood
Turned out to be hot chilli sauce
There was a trail of chicken bones up the stairs and a note from the taxi driver with my shoes saying "Cinderella left these"

How bad would it be to also give DD(2) KFC for tea

My toddler had had kfc/mcdonalds 3 times this week. Kfc popcorn chicken is her favourite food ever .

I have just been informed that my mum has been in bed all day as she was also out on work do and on jager bombs. She had to be collected

I hope there are pictures.

I'm eating microwave rice and mayflower curry sauce. It tastes fabulous

I just ordered a fake nandos from a rip off place in town that delivers. CANT WAIT

A fake Nandos?! Why don't I know of this place?

Waaa now I want a Miss Millie's so baaaaad!
Apparently it's a Bristol only thing...

It's called Charcos! The whole menu is literally a massive rip off of Nandos and the chicken is just as tasty

Fucking Charcos! I love that place.. Never realised it was a fake Nandos til now

Haha how could you not tell?!

3 piece with coleslaw instead of chips. I wish.

I'm just ploughing through the Aldi rip off After Eights I bought for Christmas

I'm now on to the kinder bars I have found.

Foot still hurts.