Do you ever have that thing where someone goes, "hang on, you've got an eyelash" and then LEANS in to your face and wipes whatever it was away?
Am I the only loon who cannot stand this? It makes me cringe and die inside a little bit...even just "oh, there's something on your face, no, not there - there" while you stand there like an idiot trying to wipe away a small grey smudge.
Please no.
Just me?