I posted a long post, something weird with MN happened and it disappeared.
DC were naughty.
14yo DS1 tried being smart, lied to me and refused to stop playing play station, despite time warnings, and blocked himself into his room.
I asked him to come out and put his plate in the dishwasher and put the kitchen bin in the dustbin. He refused. I saw
an flipped switches in under stairs cupboard, leaving house in darkness. (except, conveniently the kitchen, haha!)
I was only so angry because DS1 has Aspergers and we aren't allowed to move the goal posts, yet he just did!
Now I feel like an evil twat.