To tell you about this funny Amazon cock up? I ordered a teapot and got...

[Primafacie]

A toad house.

Somehow I don't think tea'll taste the same.

Lornagoon. YABU. I think you're being short sighted here, buy a few of them and leave in your garden, then hook a spy-cam up (I'm assuming you have one just lying around). That way you can plug the untapped market of toad porn Quids in! After a while you could even have an 0898 line going .....

For a small fee I'll write you a business plan, NatWest will lap it up

Ahahahaha good god, ive seen it all now

Hahaha

What's more 80% of our products are designed in a village in Holland.

I love that part of the description :) :)

To give Amazon their due, they refunded the teapot straightaway once I reported the issue, and told me to keep the toad house or give it to charity.

I ordered a book of 1000 Fireman Sam stickers as a bribe for DS doing potty training. I got a book on how to pass computer exams. Amazon asked me to take it back to the post office to return it and they would refund the cost. Told them to send me a prepaid returns label and I would stick it in the post box on the corner. They said no, I had to go to post office. I said no, I'm 38 weeks pregnant with 2 other kids and the nearest post office is 3 miles away. They huffed but eventually told me to just keep it. It got binned.

Sagely yeah, liked that too. Can't help mentally completing it with "and the remaining 20%, as well as our entire production, is done by orphans in a village in Bangladesh".