Instead of singing "Venite adoremus" in Adeste Fideles....

[HoneyandRum]

Singing Benito Mussolini?

Hark! The herald angels sing
Beechams Pills are just the thing
Peace on earth and mercy mild
Two for an adult, one for a child

Oh, and we thought we were so original with "most highly flavoured gravy"

Unless of course some of you were in my youth church choir...?

While shepherds washed their socks by night
All seated round the tuuuuuuuub,
A baaaaaar of sunlight soap came down
And they began to scruuuuuuuuub...