TO BID YOU ALL A DRAMATIC AND EMOTIONAL FAREWELL

[MaryZygon]

And tell you all how much I love you [sob]

Just in case Tech can't put it all back together again after the 10 o'clock dismantling.

I was very distressed while MN was gone. It was very upsetting.

Did I miss something?

Blimey - that was quick. I was expecting it to be down for hours!

I nearly got out of bed.

it's a Christmas miracle.

thebody

I was hoping for a regeneration a la Dr Who. most disappointed to see I'm still me and not Michelle Keegan :(

OK, now what has happened? and why did I have to have three goes at posting a witty message before giving up and posting this drivel instead?!

Was that it?

[very very big gin] for Tech.

I don't think we're quite 'back' yet somehow!

Is it all done, I held off for 45 minutes before trying thinking I'd be disappointed or are we all dead and Sixth Sense like?

Woo hoo, now we're back.
And super speedy too!

MN was down for 17.5 minutes. Definitely a whimper rather than a bang.

All that angst for 17.5 minutes! We should have kept a stiff upper lip.

So, is that it?

It's the millennium bug all over again

Did I miss something?

Yes, the world ended.

And then restarted.

It's a chance to start our lives again - to be better people.

We can start afresh - treat people better, fulfil our potential, see the world anew!

I was out.

Stealth boast exit
You got a life or sumfink?

Oh damn it, you're all back. I thought I could have the place to myself.

Nope. Just two horses to muck out as DD has broken her ankle and the dog to walk. At least I am losing weight.

My eyes, my eyes!

Sorry.

I missed it. I was in the bath.