to let a trademan use my loo and not give two hoots?

[K8Middleton]

He didn't even ask. He may have done a shit but I didn't inspect because I'm normal. I don't have a loo brush either and it's the only loo in the house

Where else could he have gone?

He didn't ask to use it and he may have done a shit, but you don't care? I don't know what the question is

Pffft. I was hoping there would be lots of frothing people who make the poor bugger who came to fix the boiler do a wee in the garden or Daily Mail types who think anyone who asks to use your loo is a violent rapist.

I am a little disappointed :(

I knew what you meant K8.

It was a nice try.

Not sure where my comment went
I said that YABVVVVU and that obviously you and your entire family were destined to catch some unheard of disease now.

You freak! I bet you let him dry his hands on your towels too didn't you?

I think he may have dried his hands on one of the DC's towels

Diseases you say Justforlaughs?! Heavens. I shall clutch my pearls forthwith.

Thanks Tee

Is there shit all over the walls and a dead rabbit in the cistern? That's what happens y'know. And lock your windows, he'll be back.

Don't forget to check for hidden cameras as well.

Heh heh Naughty.

Yabn (you are being normal)

I have posh tradesmen in: they ask to use the loo

A tradesman I became friendly with while he installed our kitxhen told me about being offered tea in a used tin can!? WTF is wrong with people?
He was lovely. We shared lunch regularly and basically knew each other's life stories by the end of the job.

My dad has been expected to lag in the garden before. He's also had people really angry he has a nicer car than them and some 'naice middle class professionals' were furious he earned more than them. One woman called him up and asked for a quote. He gave it. She shouted 'ffs it's hardly rocket science' and slammed the phone down. 2 hours later after calling round and getting higher quotes she called back to book him Some people really are tremendous bellends.

Ooh I think your dad is near me MrsK. If I ever book him he is very welcome to use my loo and I'll make him a cup of tea too

MrsKoala that's shocking. On another funny note. A mover once asked if he could use the loo to which I of course said yes.
To my surprise he didn't shut the door and continued chatting to me while he took a wee. Even DH doesn't do that.I was a bit

You'll be telling me next that you gave him tea in a normal mug instead of a special cheap chipped one you keep for builders, and that it was nice tea instead of Basics.

I let him make himself a filter coffee and he picked his own mug which happens to be my big pink Breast Cancer Care mug

I offered to make him a tea but he was happy to do it himself.

My DP is a tradesman, no one has ever said no to him using the loo=- do people really do that? I can understand if someone left a royal shitter or a massive floater the day before but in general, why wouldn't you?

When we had a plasterer over he was so surprised that I made him a coffee and invited him to sit at the table to eat his lunch, apparently most people make him eat on the front door step or in his van and some even moan when he asks to refill his water bottle! I just find that so discourteous...unless they are a 'repeat offender' of course.

Although asking DP now, for one customer he preferred to piss in the garden. Dirty bugger left messy sani gear lying around and had a shit stained loo seat- grim!

Uh oh, I've just clicked that the 5 builders who we have had renovating the house adjoining ours for the last 7 months have had nowhere to piss/crap since the toilets were ripped out in July (farmhouse in the middle of nowhere, no public loos) They have no portaloo and have never knocked to ask to use ours...WHERE DO THEY GO?! ??

My neighbour will never let a tradesman use her loo after the infamous Martin the plumber did a massive stinking number two in her loo twenty years ago she's still going on about it today, and his inability to flush

You obviously don't know that tradesmen in your house only ever shit in your toilet, they only ever have massive shits that won't flush and their shit absolutely stinks your whole house out for months!!

The worst thing is that now you have allowed a tradesman to use your toilet, be in no doubt that he will share your generosity (and address) with every other tradesman in a 30 mile radius and they will all come to your house for a shit!!

Disclaimer: My toilet serves a purpose and is not an ornament either but apparently everything I've said is true.

Oh so this not letting tradesmen use your loo is real? I thought our plasterer was shitting Me (see what I did there) when he asked and I said of course and he said he had been refused previously in other people's houses. I'm obviously a soft touch - I tell them to feel free to use bathroom and make themselves drinks if they want when I head out to pick up kids etc

Never mind about the tradesman - you don't have a loo brush?