AIBU to have found this hilarious!!!!!!!

[Higgledyhouse]

So I was in my kitchen with my DH doing our VAT return. He was sat at the table and I was perched on the edge of the table with the lap-top on my knee - so technically I was sitting on the table.

My just 7 year old DD walks into the kitchen to get a drink. She helps herself then I say to her "right, back to bed now please"

She turns around and says -

"Okay mum, I'm going, but by the way "tables are for glasses, not for arses"

Would you have laughed like me?? In my defense we did have a quiet word about 'naughty' words afterwards.

That is bloody hilarious!!

nice poetry

I would have laughed my arse off.. the table

Hee here nice one, like her style! Get yer arse off!

I'd have laughed

I'd have probably just said night DD, btw arses is a rude word. Sometimes saying nothing confuses then more - especially if they know it's rude!

Exactly what I thought Donkey :-)

I would be extremely amused, and quietly extremely proud of her poetic comedy stylings.

Where did she pick that up!

Youarewinning - exactly that was my DH response!

Tables are for rissoles not arseholes!

That's on the Batdad thing on youtube. It's very funny

0:37!

I might even nick that myself

My 9 yo DD does a brilliant Ron Weasley impression - 'that was bloody brilliant!'

I have dared her to do it next time we go to the IL's just so I can see the look on MIL's face.

Alas I think DD has more sense than to try it on with the old bat.

You mean it's not an original quote

It was to me!! Ill definitely be borrowing it, that's for sure.....