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If the C word is so bad, why is Scunthorpe spelt the way it is?

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paulagil · 06/11/2013 14:40

I piss myself laughing everytime I see it on the television weather charts.

Ha ha ho ho. Or am I just warped?

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edamsavestheday · 11/11/2013 22:10

I see Penistone was mentioned back at the start of the thread, but the funniest thing is it's just down the road from Wombwell...

PaperPomPom · 11/11/2013 22:24

Crotch Crescent in Oxford always made me smile when I drove past.

duchesse · 11/11/2013 22:26

How about the address of Shelterbox in Helston in Cornwall? 1, Water-ma-Trout. What's that about?

duchesse · 11/11/2013 22:29

oldsilver- is Squeeze Belly Lane really narrower than Parliament Street in Exeter?

MickeyTheShortOne · 11/11/2013 22:36

I can't believe no-one has mentioned Sheperds Bush. It isn't particularly rude but it still cracks me up every time I'm on the tube childish

StarfishOrange · 11/11/2013 22:45

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edamsavestheday · 11/11/2013 22:52

Blimey, I used to live in Shepherd's Bush, never occurred to me it was Viz-tastic.

edamsavestheday · 11/11/2013 22:55

(I have it on good authority there used to be a road in the City called Gropecunt Lane, btw. Presumably medieval gentlemen visitors to London liked to know exactly where they could find some ladies of negotiable virtue...)

Wuldric · 11/11/2013 22:59

Whip-Ma-Whop-Ma-Gate always makes me feel sorry for Ma (self-pity)

I like The Shambles though.

All the best ones are in Yorkshire.

I like Tourettes, a village in France.

elQuintoConyo · 11/11/2013 23:00

Went for a dirty weekend in Spain to Peniscola Grin wondered if it came mixed with cum rum.

Unfortunately pronounced pen- yiss- co-la, much less fun!

wispaxmas · 11/11/2013 23:04

I'm a big fan of Westward, Ho! In Devon. Only town name with a exclamation mark in it Grin

wispaxmas · 11/11/2013 23:06

Apparently there's a town in Quebec with two exclamation marks, though: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!

BuffytheAnyAppleFucker · 11/11/2013 23:18

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BigBoobiedBertha · 11/11/2013 23:31

I live near Farleigh Wallop which gets a mention in Bill Bryson's Notes from a Small Island. I rather like it - it sounds like something from a Two Ronnies sketch.

Livinginlimbo2 · 11/11/2013 23:49

Wigwig in Shropshire. Pant in Wales.

BlueMonday17 · 11/11/2013 23:50

Wetwang, Wombwell and Blubberhouses are my holy trinity of hilarious Yorkshire place names. And before anyone shoots me down, I'm from Yorkshire, although from a more boringly-named place.

oldsilver · 11/11/2013 23:52

duchesse I don't know if it is the narrowest - but it is very narrow. Probably doesn't help that there used to be (I don't know if there still is though) a chippie at one end! Smile

I was just told, as a child, it was the narrowest - apologies if it isn't.

duchesse · 11/11/2013 23:55

Maybe it's because it's a lane rather than a street? Maybe it's local pride? I discovered earlier that there's a narrower street than Parliament street (which to be honest could easily be mistaken for a mere gap between two large buildings ) in Germany.

mouldyironingboard · 11/11/2013 23:55

There's a place in Hertfordshire called Round Bush.

A street called Snatchup Alley, also in south Hertfordshire, makes me snigger when I drive past!

KingCrimson · 12/11/2013 02:16

There's a place in Itay called Arsoli.

perfectstorm · 12/11/2013 02:38

Friar's Entry in Oxford.
Grope Lane in Shrewsbury (used to be where the brothels were, apparently?)
Lake Titicaca. I know; I should be too mature for that one to make me laugh, but no.
There's actually a place called Vagina in Russia. That's one for a postcard.

3littlewomen · 12/11/2013 03:05

We have Bastardstown down the road in County Wexford, Ireland

StatelyAsAGalleon · 12/11/2013 04:43

perfectstorm you beat me to Friars Entry in Oxford.

I have also had the good fortune of living close to Pratts Bottom and Badgers Mount in Kent.

Can't believe nobody has mentioned Fanjeaux, I the Aude region of France. It should be twinned with Mumsnet.

birdmomma · 12/11/2013 04:44

There's a skiing village here in New Zealand called Whakapapa. It's pronounced fucker-papa.

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